This is where I will post all the boring terms and conditions to my giveaways. Hey, gotta do it, right? Be awesome and read it, mmmkay?
I shall refer to my blog as LLVM in the following billion or so words because I am lazy. LLVM is Living La Vida Mommy abbreviated. Obviously.
1. Eligibility: Giveaways are open to anyone with a US shipping address, 18 years of age or older.
2. How To Enter: Follow my directions when I tell you how to enter. Easy, si? Usually you just have to leave a comment, which will be used as your official entry. The awesomeness of your comment will not increase your chance of winning, but it will most definitely increase your awesomeness level in my eyes. Doesn’t that make it worth it?
3. Disclaimer: LLVM is not responsible for late or lost entries, technological malfunctions or failures, or any impending zombie apocalypse. (Still reading?)
4. Entry Deadline: To be eligible to win, you have to enter before the deadline. Duh, am I right?
5. Winner Selection: Your comment will be assigned a number, which is your entry number. Winning numbers will be chosen using a random number generator, such at Random.org on or shortly after the deadline date. If your entry number matches the winning number, and you meet all eligibility requirements, and you agree that I am totally awesome, then you win the prize!
6. Winner Notification: Winner(s) will be notified of their winning status within three (3) days after the entry deadline date.
7. Claiming Your Awesome Prize: You must respond within three (3) days of notification, or you forfeit your prize and someone else far more deserving than you will be chosen as the new winner. Hey, it sounds harsh but, come on! If you win, act like a winner! Let’s celebrate!
8. Taxes: All federal, state, and local taxes associated with winning a prize are totally the responsibility of the winner.
9. Prize Substitution: Winner may not substitute prize for any other prize or cash , but LLVM or sponsoring company may substitute prize for any other prize of equal or greater value within reasonable discretion, in the event that the prize is not available for any reason outside of sponsor’s control.
10. Errors and Disputes: Mistakes happen. By entering the giveaway, you agree to be bound by the decision of LLVM and these official rules. Decisions made by LLVM are final. No one likes a cheater, and I will always go out of my way to keep everything fair and fun. Anyone caught cheating or trying to circumvent these official rules will be disqualified.
11. Technical Problems: The giveaway may be cancelled or modified if in LLVM’s opinion, the integrity of the giveaway has been impaired.
12. General Release: By entering the giveaway through this website, you release LLVM from any liability whatsoever, and waive any and all causes of action, related to any claims, costs, injuries, losses or damages of any kind arising out of or in connection with the giveaway or delivery, misdelivery or acceptance of any prize (including, without limitation, claims, costs, injuries, losses and damages related to personal injuries, death, damage to or destruction of property, rights of publicity or privacy, defamation or portrayal in a false light, whether intentional or unintentional), whether under a theory of contract, tort (including negligence), warranty or other theory.
13. Awesome Clause: I require that you remain awesome and enjoy both my awesome blog and my awesome giveaways.