Guys, this month’s box is a hot mess from start to finish. So many issues, it’s kind of ridiculous. Let’s jump right in so I can address them all with you.
Shipping is never an issue with this box. You are forced to pay big bucks for Priority Mail, (almost $10!), so when it does finally get shipped at the end of the month, it arrives at your door very quickly.
The Happy Yarn Mail July project is a Summer Sweet-Sicle Pillow. Included in this month’s box is the pattern, four balls of yarn, a packet of fiber stuffing, 2 safety eyes, and the water bottle is this month’s extra crochet related goody.
So right off the bat, let me tell you, the blue yarn included in this box is not the yarn pictured on the project booklet. In the photo, the pillow is made with all pastel colors. The blue included, while a slightly larger size than the other balls, just does not look quite as nice as the blue in the photos. It is also a different texture than the other yarn balls included. It feels rough and splits like crazy! Yes, you can still make the project, (kind of, but I will get to that), but it looks quite different and is really false advertising.
The water bottle is teeny tiny, guys! Like definitely child sized. It’s not worth the hassle of filling for an adult, it is comically small. Unless you fill it with tequila to help numb your pain from paying so much for this box…. Yes, it has a cute decal on it. Yes, it is a crochet related decal. But, for this I pay $10 more than the yarn only box? Ugh. Major buyer’s remorse this month. And we already received a cute tumbler a couple boxes ago and there was a mug a few boxes back. How many drink vessels does one need? Luckily I have an 11 year old crochet enthusiast that I can gift this to.
Okay, so let’s talk about the issue that every single box since the inception of this subscription has encountered. Hard to access, or in this month’s case, non existent video tutorials.
They no longer include a YouTube link, they send you directly to their website where you will be greeted with this message. Yes, they still do super secret passwords, which they now include in the box, but if the link they tell you to go to to access it does not exist, that won’t do you much good now will it?
I will be honest, the video tutorials really aren’t much in the way of a tutorial. When they actually exist, they are not a true video version of the pattern, but rather a short video with a tip for doing one or two parts of the pattern. Regardless, I pay nearly $40 a month for this box, you bet your yarn stash I am going to watch that video. If I can….
This is the 5th month of issues with the videos. Enough is enough already.
It gets worse though, guys.
So this pattern. It is majorly jacked. Like, if you blindly follow it, assuming that for $40, surely they have the time to write and test a working pattern, you will be sorely mistaken this month.
This “pillow” is made in 3 pieces. there are the two front and back panels, one side gusset, and the stick. The panels come together fine, but you quickly realize that this “pillow” is super tiny and really, more of a cute little stuffy.
The gusset, or “side panel” is first of all super annoying and a weird way to put this item together. But most importantly, the pattern for it is COMPLETELY WRONG.
I have been crocheting, creating mostly amigurumis and other small projects like this for as long as I have been stitching. I know how the patterns work, I know how the pieces should look as it comes together, and I know when something is off. I have done crochet testing for some of the big, well known crochet designers out there, so my eye is trained for spotting errors.
This project is not possible to complete as it is written.
I had to add almost 30 rows of pink to correctly finish this gusset. What is helpful, is to have your panels in front of you, so you can measure your progress and get the right counts for your project. But don’t trust this pattern because it is a hot mess.
Assembly is a sloppy nightmare as well. All of the long, tangled strands of yarn to keep track of, it’s a strange way to suggest finishing this project. Not to mention that most of the very similar FREE patterns like this do not have a side gusset, but rather stitch the two sides together in a prettier finish, like a finishing row of single crochet, etc.
The last issue with the pattern is the stick. This is such an easy piece of the puzzle, it shouldn’t be an issue. But it is.
In the written pattern, it has you do 8 rounds for the stick. What I immediately noticed upon finishing the 8th round, is that it was tiny. In fact, it was too small and looked wrong. So I referred to the photo on the cover of the booklet. The stick in the photo is definitely longer than 8 rounds. In fact, if you count the rows, it looks to be about 12 rounds. This makes a huge difference in the finished appearance of this project!
It is a real pet peeve of mine to purchase a pattern as advertised in the photo, only to have the actual pattern not match the photo you based your purchase on! It happens often! And it sucks! If the artist fixes something or does something differently to achieve the look in the photo they use to bait you to purchase the directions, the very least they could do is to make the pattern reflect those changes! Otherwise they are setting you up to fail, and that, my friends, is bad business.
Sorry for the dark photo, friends, it is a dark and stormy day here today! But there is my finished project, completed with loads of editing to the written pattern. I added the blush marks with some leftover pink yarn, just as a finishing touch for my preference. You can see how much darker the blue yarn included this month is compared to the booklet photo. It seems better suited for a bomb pop stuffy, than this pastel colored pattern. And imagine the stick 4 rounds shorter, it would look silly and disproportionate to the entire project.
For $40 dollars, you are getting wrong colored yarn, a completely wrong pattern, and a tiny water bottle. The video tutorial does not exist as of this moment, and the people who have asked or mentioned it on the Facebook Page have not been answered, though the people asking how to subscribe, aka give her money, are quickly answered with links to purchase.
Nope. This stinks, friends. Save your money. Do not bother with this box, it is a hot mess. Go on Pinterest and find some cute patterns, pay a crochet designer $5 or less for a tested pattern, use your coupons and buy pretty yarn in the colors and quality that you love.
This box is too expensive. There are too many issues every month. I have run out of supplies or had to adjust patterns, it’s just not worth the hassle. I wanted to love this box because I am passionate about yarn and fiber arts, but this just is not a good deal or a good box. I simply can not recommend it with good faith.
These boxes were sent out with substitution yarn. That should have been addressed. The video tutorial does not work. That should have been addressed. The pattern is all wrong. That should have been addressed. The silence is screaming run away, and I am definitely listening!
Meanwhile, enjoy one of many FREE patterns for a very similar design that is written correctly and does not include the messy gusset.
Click HERE to be taken to a FREE pattern, written by Sarah over at Repeat Crafter Me. Hers is in patriotic colors, but could easily be absolutely any color you desire with any yarn you like. You can also find loads of very similar patterns all over Pinterest.